Crossing the road jokes


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because they did not have chickens in those days!

Q: Why did the one handed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop!

Q: Why did the Rooster cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: I do not know - ask the chicken!

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